so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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