I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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