the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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