I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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