Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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