i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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