i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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