you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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