Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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