I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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