It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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