D3 body, D1 cock
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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