sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
she peed on how many people?
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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