Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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