My friends, they love my intelligence
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
tell me about the eggs
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