What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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