That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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