You can't special order awesome
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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