i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize