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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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