Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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