here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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