I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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