I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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