we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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