We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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