just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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