you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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