Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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