Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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