This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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