So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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