In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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