Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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