He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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