youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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