I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The ass gains better be worth it
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