I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
you made out with another girl for some wings
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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