you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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