I'm lost and stupid without you.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize