the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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