Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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