Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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