I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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