Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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