its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You almost got us killed.
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Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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