My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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