Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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