No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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