I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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