You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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